May 18, 2009

The worst things a man can say

Most men know about chat up lines, they are often used in jokes and are the subject of much discussion by men especially after a few drinks. However, should these common pick up lines really be used in an attempt to get a date?

“Do you come here often?”
“Hey girl, what’s up? Guess what? It’s your lucky day. Out of all the girls here, I picked you to talk to.”
“You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night.”
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
“That shirt’s very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.”
“Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?”
“Can I have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.”
“Excuse me; I think you owe me a drink.”[She says, "Why?"] “Because when I saw you from across the room I dropped mine. It was a rum and Coke, and I’m [your name].”
“Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past again?”
“Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”

Although some are rather humorous, put yourself in the girls position and it should become clear that these lines are not going to get that date!

Source [Askmen.com]